I kēia mau lā, he poʻe punahele, mahaloʻia, a he poʻe mana i ka honua e hōʻike ana i kaʻoihana, akā, aia hoʻi, ma kaʻoihana o kēlā me kēia o lākou he wahiʻeʻe kahi e makemake ai kekahi e hoʻokuʻu ...
ʻO ka hōʻikeʻana i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni o nā "keikiʻole" no kekahi poʻe mea mele he ala ia e "loaʻa ai i ka hookupu" i kaʻoihana kiʻiʻoniʻoni, e pakele ai i ka nele i ke kālā aʻole -ʻo ka'ōlelo kūponoʻole e lawe i kāu mau manawa me ka mea aloha iāʻoe (a ma mua o ka wā o ka poʻe akamai, "nā hoʻokipa" a pau i mua o ka kamepiō wikiō. )
ʻOe, ua mākaukau aneiʻoe e aʻo i nā mea olohelohe a pau?
1. Cameron Diaz
ʻO kēia lā kahi Cameron Diaz - kahi wahine male i kākauʻia, e kākau ana i nā puke e pili ana i kahi noho olakino a me nā kaukani mele maikaʻi ma hope ona. A i ka nininiʻana o ka makahiki heʻumikumamāiwa, ua haehaeʻia kēia'āpana manu. Ke hoʻololi nei he mau makahiki ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻuʻiaʻana o ka mea mua ma kānaʻoihana i ka'anikona kālā "Masana" nā kamaliʻi'ōpiopio a loaʻaʻoleʻo Diaz i nā hua kiʻiʻeleʻele a me ka hoʻokaniʻia i loko o kahi kiʻi pīkino aloha, kahi huakaʻi "hele" ma ke kele pūnaewele. Aʻoi aku ka nui - ke'ōlelo nei lākouʻo kēia ka mea i hōʻikeʻia mai ka piliola o ka mea'akaʻama i lilo i mea ikaika loa i ka hui pūʻana me Justin Timberlake!
2. Robert De Niro a me Gerard Depardieu
Ke kahaha neiʻoe no ka likeʻana o kēia mau meaʻelua ma ka helu hoʻokahi i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻOiai,ʻelua mau hiʻohiʻona e pili ana i ka moeʻana ma ka pana o kā lākouʻoihana i paʻi pūʻia i loko o ka porn movie, akā (hiki iāʻoe ke hanu) aia kahi kaikamahine ma waena o lākou. A ināʻoe e hoʻoholo e nānā i kēia wikiō, laila mākou e haʻi iāʻoe -ʻo kou makahiki he 18+!
3. Jennifer Lopez
"ʻO Jennifer ka wahine kaulana loa aʻu iʻike ai. ʻO iaʻo ka makuahine akamai loa a kaulana, "-ʻaʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia ninaninau ke haʻalulu i ka hana houʻana i ka mea aloha aloha Latin American a me ka mea hoʻokani pilahiliʻo Alex Rodriguez. A hiki iāʻoe ke'ōlelo palekana -ʻo ia i loaʻa iā ia, no ka ukuʻana i nā "assholes" a pau, i ka pōʻino pōʻino. A inā ua haʻaleleʻo Ben Affleck iā Jay Law i mua o ke kuahu, ua hanaʻo Odjani Noah i ka hōkū i kāna wahine i kānāwai, e hele pū me ia ma ka honiʻana, e lawe i kahi "video home" a kūʻai aku i nā mea pai moʻolelo ma hope o ka hemoʻana!
4. Sandra Bullock
Uaʻike mākouʻaʻoleʻoe i manaʻo iki eʻike i kēia inoa ma kā mākou papa inoa, aia hoʻi, aia kahi wahiʻino ma ka Sandra Bullock o mua. Uaʻikeʻia ma muli o kona lanakila nui i ka kiʻinuhi, ua hoʻolimalima ka mea hana wahine i kahi lunaʻike kūʻokoʻa i loaʻa i nā wikiō wikiwiki a pau. Ma ke ala, ua'ānaiʻo Sandra iā lākou ma kaʻaoʻao o ka lau nahele.
5. Jackie Chan
ʻO kekahi leka'ē aʻe i manaʻoʻoleʻia. A laila, kiʻiʻia ka porn, kahi i hoʻokaniʻia ai ka mea hoʻokani, i kapaʻia "ʻO nā mea a pau o kaʻohana." ʻAʻole hiki iā Jackie Chan ke hūnā i kēiaʻoiaʻiʻo, me ka'ōlelo pū aku i kāna hoa ma ke kiʻi kiʻiʻana he Hong Kong porn star!
6. Sylvester Stallone
Ua manaʻo mākou ua hōʻike mua kēia wahine aloha i kona mau kāne pono i nā mea koa, akā, uaʻike nui aʻeʻo ia! "Ua make wau i ka hiamoe moe kolohe, a eia hou, ua makemake e loaʻa kahi hana maikaʻi. Pōʻani wale nōʻo Porn, "wahi a ke kahua Italia ... No, i kēia manawaʻaʻole mākou e hoʻohiwahiwa i ka mea kaulana - ua kapa inoaʻia ka Italian Stallion i ka porn film" The Party in Kitty and the Stade "me Stallone i loko o nā hui ma hope o ka weheʻana i nā pale" Rocky ".
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Akā,ʻo kaʻu hoaaloha Stallone e pili ana i kāna piʻi mua (i kēia manawa wale nō mākou e pili ana i ke panaʻana i nā porn films) makemakeʻo ia e kaua i hope i ka hopena hope loa. I kēia lā,ʻaʻohe mea e hiki keʻike i ka hōʻike like, akāʻaʻole he uahi ma waho o ke ahi. I kēia manawa no nā makahiki he mau makahiki, ua loheʻo Arnie ma keʻano o ka wikiō ma kahi o nā wikiō wikiō, ua lilo i kekahi waha i ka waha, a ua hōʻoiaʻia kēia e nā mau kiʻi wikiwiki o nā mea hana no nā puke o kēia ala.
8. Kim Kardashian
ʻO ka mea e mahalo ai, akā, ma ka liʻiliʻi hoʻokahi hōʻike hōʻikeʻoihana me ka Kimʻole? No laila ...ʻO ka moʻolelo o ka "video home" o ka mō'ī wahine o ka pānaʻi kaiapuni ma ka loheʻana i nā mea i kauʻole i kēia mea hōʻailona kiʻiʻaʻole hoʻokahi "Laika" loa. Uaʻikeʻia ua hui pū kāna loeaʻo Reggie Bush i loko o ka pūnaewele i kahi wikiō wikiō o kā lākou mea aloha. Mai ia manawa, ua aloha ka poʻe aloha, akā uaʻikeʻo Kim i ke ao holoʻokoʻa. ʻO nā meaʻoi loa, i nā makahiki ma hope iho, i ka manawa i male aiʻo ia ma Kanye West a hānau iā ia he mau keikiʻelua, uaʻikeʻiaʻo "video video" i ka noi a Mom Kim, ka mea kānaluaʻoleʻo ka wikiwiki loa ia e kaulana aiʻo ia!
9. Demi Moore
ʻAʻoleʻo Dimetrius Gaines e haʻi iāʻoe i kekahi mea? Akā, ma hope o nā mea a pau, pono i nā wahine porn āpau ke lilo i mea leka uila, akā ...ʻaʻole kēia manawa. Ke hoʻololi nei i ka wā ma mua (e kamaʻilio ana mākou no ke komoʻana o ka mea hana ma nā pana puana), ua makemakeʻo Demi Moore e kapaʻia kona inoa maoli! Ma ke ala, ua piha ka pūnaewele i nā piquant "piquant", a'ānōʻaʻole mākou e pili ana i ka pila "Striptease" ...
10. Helen Mirren
Pīhoihoi, kānakē, kānā! A pehea e hiki ai iāʻoe ke noʻonoʻo i kāuʻikeʻana he mea hoʻokūkū,ʻo ke kaikamahine a kahi kanaka koa Lūkini aʻo kahi wahine Pelekane,ʻo Elena Mironova,ʻo kā mākou mea aloha aloha Beritania i hanaʻia i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni? A noho ihoʻoe - he hoʻopiʻi wahaheʻeʻo Helen Mirren i ke kāne me ka wahine. A ma ke ala,ʻaʻole e'ānaiʻia kahi wahi palupalu mai kona wā i hala aku nei!