Ke nānā neiʻoe i kēia mau kiʻi, e nīnau iāʻoe iho: "E nani paha nā kiʻi?"
ʻAe, hiki nō iā lākou, no ka mea, ma kēia mau kiʻi paʻi kiʻiʻaʻole wale nā keikikāne hou e komo, akā,ʻo ko mākou mau kaikainaʻuʻuku hoʻi, i kūpono i manaʻoʻia he maikaʻi. A inā hoʻohuiʻoe i nā keiki a me nā holoholona i hoʻokahi kiʻi, loaʻa iāʻoe kahi "poʻokela" maoli loa e hiki ai ke hoʻoheheʻe i ka naʻau. Mai manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu? E nānā i kēia mau kiʻi nani o nā pēpē a me nā meaʻai a ho'āʻo e komo i kou mau manaʻo iho!
1. Ka moeʻana o kahi mea moe liʻiliʻi ma lalo o ka palekana pono.
2. E hoaaloha hoaaloha, ka mea i haʻaleleʻole i kahi pēpē no hoʻokahi minuke wale nō.
3. Nani kaʻoluʻolu o ka loaʻaʻana o ka hoaaloha like e like meʻoe iho.
4. Me kēia hoaaloha kūpono,ʻaʻohe mea hiki ke pale i kahi moe.
5. He pēpē kēia i hoʻoholo e lawe i kahi moe ma hope o ka pūʻali koaʻehāʻehā.
6. Ke'ōlelo nei lākou i ka uluʻana o nā keiki i ka moeʻuhane. Me he mea lāʻaʻole kūpono kēia manaʻo i kēia pussy!
7. A ma kekahiʻaoʻao, no ke aha e hōʻaloʻole ai iāʻoe iho ma kahi kokoke i kahi hana mana iki.
8. I ka manawa eʻikeʻia ai ka lono i loko o kaʻohana, makemake mauʻoe e komo ma kāna hānaiʻana.
9. E nānā i kēia hiʻohiʻona mālie i ka laweʻana o ka Labrador. Ua kaliʻo ia no kēia manawa i kona ola a pau. No kekahi,ʻo ka moena maikaʻi loa he silikō, a iā ia - ka "pono" o kahi hoa e hiki mai ana.
10. I ke ola, nui ka hiʻona e hoʻokaniʻia e nā kī a me ka embraces. Ma hope o kēlā mau "hugs" e kānalua i kaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻaʻole loa.
11. He pēpē iʻike i ka hiʻona o ka pilina ma ka hanu mua.
12. Me he mea lā eʻoluʻolu nei kēia "ʻehaʻehāʻehā" i ke aloha me ka pēpē, ua nakinakiʻia ma nā lima a me nā wāwae.
13.ʻO Pink ka'ōniʻoniʻo o nā kaikamāhine a pau!
14. Loaʻa nā kamaliʻi i ka manawa. Mai ke kumu mua mai.
15. He mea liʻiliʻi e manaʻoʻiʻo maoli ana he paʻa mau ka hanaʻino o ke kapa.
16. E like ka honi e like me kēlā.
17. He alakaʻi liʻiliʻi o ka pa. Manaʻoʻoe he alakaʻi me ka diaper!
18. Hoʻopū kiʻi kiʻi o kahi pūʻulu pili.
ʻAʻohe mea huna i ka hanaʻana i kēlā mau kiʻi. Mai hopohopo i kekahi mea e hana ana i ka pēpē. ʻO kēia mau kiʻi, ma ka hopena o nā mea, ka hana o ka mea kākau. ʻO ka mea mua, hanaʻia kekahi kiʻi o nā'īlio, a laila kiʻiʻia kekahi kiʻi kaʻawale o ka pēpē. A i ka manawa wale nō me ke kōkuaʻana o nā polokalamu kiʻiʻoniʻoniʻoihana i hoʻohuiʻia kēia mau kiʻi i hoʻokahi.