Ke nānā nei mākou i ko mākou mau kaikaina, kahi mahana i kaʻuhane. Ke hāʻawi nei kēia mau kīʻaha iā mākou i ka hauʻoli a hoʻopiha i ko mākou naʻau i ke aloha. Hiki iā mākou ke koho iāʻoe i 30 mau kiʻi o nā holoholona e hōʻoiaʻiʻo iāʻoe
1. He meaʻuʻuku ka mea humuhumu a he mea nani ke hoʻomaopopo i kāu mau pepeiao.
2. Pono e paʻi ka hewa mai kēlā manawa a me kēia manawa.
ʻO ka hapa Half-vampire ka hapalua o ka pā hale e mahana ai ma hope o ka pō lōʻihi o ka weliweli.
3.ʻO nā paia a mākou e kūkulu nei a puni mākou, e hōʻemi iā mākou mai ke ola o kaʻoihana maʻamau.
4. No ka uhakiʻana i nā paakiki ma waena o nā kānaka he maikaʻi maoli nō, akā,ʻaʻoleʻoe e piʻi i luna i ke kanaka, ināʻaʻoleʻoe e nīnau. A laila,ʻaʻole loaʻoe e manaʻo e like me ka pipi, ka huhū a me ka huhū i ka huhū o kona haku.
5. Ma waho o kāu hana a me kāu mea e hana nei, ponoʻoe e noho mau a lawe i ka pipi e lūlū i kouʻumiʻumi.
6. No ka loaʻaʻana o nā peke i ka piko o ko lākou maʻaleʻa,ʻaʻole ia heʻano inā he pilikia lākou, ponoʻoe e kū me nā lima i'ōwili.
7. Inā loaʻa iāʻoe ka manawa e hūnā ai i kahi pony makuaʻole a me kahi piʻi nui,ʻo ia kaʻoihana waiwai loa i kou ola. Inā paha he mau makahiki i koe ma mua, e ukuʻia ana no ka mauʻu.
8. Hoʻokumu - gymnast - he hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkino, a he mea e'ōlelo ai kēia i kēia mau mea i nā kelepona'anikōne.
9. I kekahi manawa, he wikiwiki ke ola, a hiki mai nā manawa'ē aʻe. Hele ke ola a kiola iāʻoe i waho o ke kī.
10.ʻO kahi pōkole e kokoke ana e hoʻomaka i kahi hua'ōlelo me ka hua'ōlelo: "ʻAʻole wau e noho mau ma nā lāʻau wīwī ..."
11. Hōʻoluʻolu kahi'īlio pīpī i kona hoahānau hou. Manaʻo, aloha "hoʻomālamalama"!
12. I ka māheleʻana o nā huelo,ʻaʻohe mea i loaʻa. Auwe, nani wale keia!
13.ʻAʻole mākou e hauʻoli mau me nā mea maʻamau o ke ola, akā hiki iāʻoe keʻai a kali wale i nā mea a pau e loli.
14. Pono nōʻoe e mākaukau no nā hoaʻike hou me nā bipi.
15. He helehelena maikaʻi loa ka hele. Eia naʻe, ināʻoe e hele pū me kahi hoa maikaʻi.
16.ʻAʻohe mea i hoʻohālikelike i ka makemake maoli no ke aloha punahele.
17. No ka mea,ʻo nā mea pā i ka hopena o kēlā a me kēia pāʻani, eʻoluʻolu lākou.
18.ʻO ka hoʻouka kauaʻoleʻia e ka poʻe embraces,ʻaʻole ia he pōʻino weliweli, keʻole ka mea pāʻoihana e ho'āʻo e hana pēlā.
19. Ke nīnauʻiaʻoe i loko o ka haleʻaina inā makemakeʻoe i kīʻaha o "Chow" ma kahi o ka sāleta, a laila ponoʻoe eʻoluʻolu me kēia. E kahaha!
20. Heʻoiaʻiʻoʻo Marcus Aurelius i kāna'ōleloʻana: "Maiʻaeʻoe e hoʻonāukiuki ka hōʻeha iāʻoe."
21.ʻO ka mea like paha, ua hanaʻia ke ao holoʻokoʻa e kekahi mea ikaika a hoʻoweliweli. Loaʻa ma kahi o kēia puka kahi.
22. No nā waiwai a pau o Creus,ʻaʻohe mea i kūpono i kona manaʻo kūpono eʻae aku i ka hopena o kahi kaula kākapa no hoʻokahi lā.
23. Ua pau loa nā mele maikaʻi loa a Sekisipia ma kaʻahaʻaina mare a me ka huakaʻi hele.
24.ʻO ka pukaʻole o nā lima iʻole e pale i nā komo ikaika.
25. I kou loheʻana i ka pumeʻana o kāu pipi ma ke keʻena e hiki mai ana: "ʻAʻole lākou e pane aku," "ʻAʻole lākou e nīnau i ke kumu," "Pono lākou e hana a make," ponoʻoe e kāhea i nā mākaʻi, aiʻole e hele hou lio.
26.ʻAʻole mākou eʻike i ke kumu no mākou i hele mai ai i kēia ao, akā, e manaolana mākou e hiki mai kēiaʻike iāʻoe ma ke kahakai i ka wā e inu anaʻoe i ka pīpī maikaʻi.
27.ʻO nā hōʻailona ka meaʻahaʻainaʻole i loko o kā lākou mau mea hoʻonani,ʻoi aku ka nui o ka ukuʻana no kā lākou laʻa.
ʻO wau ke kūpono, e nā kāne?