Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia makuahine eʻoliʻoli me kāna mau keiki i ka lewa - e hoʻohuli iā lākou ma luna o ke au, e kiʻi i ka lole pasochki i loko o ke kahakai a me ka iho i lalo o nā pahu kiʻi. Akā, alas - i kēia mau lā, hele pū lākou i kēia lā me ke keiki me ka nani e like me nāʻaoʻao o nā makasina. ʻAe, ua like lākou me Gehena.
Ma keʻano pōkole,ʻike mākou a pau i nā mea e pono ai ke kahua pāʻani keiki - he nani, hoʻoluʻolu a palekana, akā, inā e hoʻomau lākou e kūkulu i ko lākou mau hale pono'ī a me nā lawelawe kaiāulu a iʻole nā mea noho hale, ua like lākou me nā papa mai nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli!
1. E haʻi iaʻu,ʻo nā keiki anei ka mea maikaʻi loa?
2. A e pili ana i ka pupule o nā keiki, manaʻo kekahi?
3. No kekahi kumu,ʻaʻole he mea hoʻopīhoihoi i kēia mau mea a pau!
4. He hōʻano hou!
5.ʻO kā mākou palekana nā mea a pau!
6. Maanei,ʻaʻole i lawa ka mele maʻamau!
7.ʻAʻole aneiʻo ka lepo maʻemaʻe nā mea e hoʻonani a hoʻonani i nā'ōmoleʻula i loko o ka pahu lepo?
8. Ke manaolana nei mākouʻaʻole pilikia nā keiki?
9.ʻO ia ke kumu i hoʻomaka ai ka hanaʻana o nā mea'imikalamahana i loko o ka hānai holoholona!
10. Ke manaʻo neiʻaʻole e ola ke kanaka makua!
11. He mea leʻaleʻa kēia!
12.ʻAʻole pono ka hoʻonaniʻana i ka laka!
13.ʻAe, ma kēia pūnaeweleʻo Hitchcock iā ia iho eʻae e hoʻihoʻi i kāna kiʻi hōʻino hou!
14. E hoʻomaikaʻi i nā mākua no ko mākou lāʻoliʻoli!
15. Me kahi one, hiki i nā mea a pau ke pāʻani, a ke ho'āʻo neiʻoe!
16. Pono, a pela paha ...
17.ʻO kēia pūnaewele ke moe i loko o kahi moeʻuhane!
18. He meaʻoniʻoniʻoe - he kahua pāʻani me ke kele pale?
19.ʻAʻole mākou e hoʻopunipuni i ko mākou mau maka - ke pāʻani nei nā keiki ma kahi kokoke i nā lua kupapaʻu?
20. Akā, he mea nui ma ka pā!
21. Pono mākou eʻimi i kahi mea nui!
22.ʻAʻole anei kēia he hale make me kahi pāʻani?
23.ʻAe, inā e hopohopo kekahi e pili ana i kā kāua mau keiki!
24. Uaʻike kākou i ke kumu e makemake ai nā keiki e noho ma ka home me nā papa!
25.ʻAe,ʻaʻoleʻoe e hele i waho o ka hale i loko o ka pā!
26. Aiaʻoe,ʻaʻohe mea ma ke alanui ...
27. A ke kahaha hou nei anei oe i kekahi mea?
28. Akā, uaʻoi aku kēia!
29.ʻAʻole mākou makemake e noho maʻaneʻi!
30. Aia kahi e loaʻa ai nā meaʻai maikaʻi mai ka wā'ōpiopio mai?
31. Maʻaneʻi,ʻaʻoleʻoe e pana wale i kahi paʻi hōʻino, akā, he papahana TV nui loa!
32.ʻAʻole i pohihihi ka mea nāna i hana i kēia gizmo i kahi mea pepehi kanaka?
33.ʻO ka lunamanaʻo,ʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻaʻole i liʻiliʻi, akā, e mau ana keʻano haʻakea i waena o ka poʻe hana o ka hale a me nā lawelawe kaiāulu!
34. Me he mea lā ua hoʻoikaika nuiʻia kekahi e ka hanaʻenehana hou!
35.ʻAʻohe āu mea e hoʻohui hou aku ...