Kāu, naniʻoe!
1. Ma ke poʻo o kēia'īlio, ua hanaʻia kekahi pilikia nui:
2.ʻO kēia'īlio'ōpiopio ke nānā aku me ke akahai a me ka mahalo:
"Aloha, aloha! E nānā pinepineʻoe iā mākou. Hiki anei iaʻu ke kūʻai aku i kahi mea? "
3. Hoʻokumu ka mea nona kēia holoholona hoʻokipa "ʻaʻoleʻo ia he kiʻi kiʻi" a "ma ke ola maikaʻi loa": "
4. Eʻaelike, e like kēia keiki meʻoe ma keʻano haʻahaʻa a me ka noho maluhiaʻole:
5. E nānā pono i ka maka o kēia'īlio. Me he mea lā, ua hālāwaiʻo ia i ke kanaka no kona moeʻuhane a keʻimi neiʻo ia e nānā e like me keʻano he hiki iā ia:
6. He hauʻoli ka'īlio. Malia paha, nui loa:
7. He mea maopopo loa, he'ōlelo kēia'īlio, akā, eʻimi neiʻo ia e noho mālie iʻole eʻikeʻia he mea hoʻokūkūʻole a hōʻinoʻole i ka mea hihia:
8. Ua manaʻo nā mea nāna i'ōlelo aku i ka'īlio a me nā maka maka'āinana. Akā i nākona hope loa ma mua o ka kiʻi, uaʻikeʻo ia ua hoʻopunipuniʻiaʻo ia, a ke hana neiʻo ia i hoʻokahi maka:
9. Ua hoʻomaopopoʻo ia eʻikeʻole anaʻo Stone Pine. No laila, ma kahi o kahi e holo nei lākou, e hoʻi hou i loko o kahi'āpana pahu:
10. Ua weheʻo kēia'īlio i kāu hana hoʻopunipuni, aʻaʻohe mea'ē aʻe e kāhāhā ai iā ia:
11. He mea hikiʻole paha iā ia ke lanakila i ka hoʻokūkū maikaʻi, akā, he nani loa konaʻano:
12. Ua mahalo nuiʻia kēia kanaka i hikiʻole iā ia ke waiho mālie:
13.ʻAʻoleʻike kēia hana mana i nā mea e kaliʻia mai e nā poʻe'ē aʻe, akā, ke manaʻo neiʻo ia e maikaʻi nā mea a pau:
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15. Eia ka'ōlelo maʻamau o ka pahu pahi a kahi'īlio. A no ka hoʻololiʻana i kāna holoholona,ʻaʻole loa ia e makemake.
16.ʻAʻole iʻikeʻia, akā, ua manaʻoʻia paha ua lawe kokeʻia ke kiʻi ma hope koke iho o ka hāʻawiʻana o ka'īlio i ka policoli ma mua o kaʻiʻo. ʻO ka liʻiliʻi,ʻo ka manaʻo i ka muzzle keʻano like me ka hōʻeha:
17. Ma keʻano o kēia'īlio, aia nā'Ewoks (nā mea liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi,ʻehā,ʻelua e like me nā bea iʻikeʻia ma Star Wars):
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