Ma ka lā mua o ka makahiki hou, e hiʻona ai kēlā mea kēia mea o kākou i kekahi mea koʻikoʻi nui a paʻakikī, e hana ana i ka makemake. No laila, he nui ka poʻe e kali nei i ka hoʻomaha nui i makemakeʻia o ka makahiki. Keʻike neiʻoe i kahi mea nui o kekahi lā hoʻomaha? ʻOiaʻiʻo, nā makana!
ʻO nā kukuna nani e kali ana i ko lākou poʻe hoʻopuka ma lalo o ka'ōmaʻomaʻo'ōmaʻomaʻo o ka moeʻuhane a kēlā me kēia. Akā,ʻo ka meaʻole,ʻaʻole i loaʻa i nā mea a pau ka makana i makemakeʻia mai Santa Claus. A i kekahi manawa, no kekahi kumu a iʻole kekahi, he nui nā mea hōʻeha a me nā mea kupaianaha'ē aʻe a nā poʻe e hilahila nei e hāʻawi. Makemakeʻoe eʻike i nā mea i hana ai i ka hoʻopili a me ka huhū!? Eʻike i kā mākou papa inoa o nā mea i hōʻikeʻia no ka makahiki hou, aʻaʻole loa e hāʻawi!
1. Ke koko o ke kupunawahine
Ke hoʻololi nei i ka hikiʻole i nā mea a pau ke koho i nā haʻawina,ʻoiai nā pili. E noʻonoʻo inā hāʻawiʻiaʻoe e kāu puna aloha i kahi papa lole lacy, ka hume i nā moʻopuna? E manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu,ʻaʻohe mea iki ma kēlā makana. Akā, ua hōʻoiaʻiʻoʻiaʻoe i kahi'āpana hilahila a me ka hilahila.
2. kahi noho kaupaku nani no nāʻohana
Hāʻawi ka makana i kaʻoliʻoli,ʻoiai inā he bauble. Hiki ke hoʻohauʻoli i kahi waihona hauʻoli momona me kahi makuahōnōwai kāne? ʻAe, hiki nō, akā,ʻaʻole pono ka pilikia. ʻOʻoe i makana maikaʻi loa.
3. Kaomi kuhi
Ināʻoe e noʻonoʻo ana e hāʻawi i kahi pāpiki i kahi keiki, e noi i nā mākua no ka wahine o ke keiki. Ināʻole, a laila e hoʻopalaiʻiaʻoe no keʻano o ke kamaliʻi i ka nānā aku i kāu kuhikuhi.
4. he makana maikaʻi
Hoʻokahi manawa, ua loaʻa i kekahi wahine mai kona kahu he makana nani i kāwiliʻia no ka makahiki hou. ʻO kahi mea e kahaha ai me ke kākauʻana: "He mea maikaʻi" e kali ana iā ia ma ka papapihi. I ka weheʻana o ka wahine i ka makana, ua hoʻopūʻihaʻo ia i kaʻikeʻana i kekahi mau pale maʻemaʻe ma laila. Hele maila ke aliʻi a'ōlelo maila: "Manaolana wau ua koho wau me ka koho o ka mea iʻoi aku ka makemake." Eʻaeʻoe, he makana hōʻoluʻolu kēia, a he mea paʻakikī ke haʻi aku. Ma ke ala, ua haʻalele koke ka wahine.
5. He hōʻailonaʻano'ē
Peheaʻoe e hana ai inā hāʻawi mai kahi pili iāʻoe i kekahi condom a meʻelua mau rubles ma kahi o ka makana? ʻAʻole loa kahi kanaka eʻoluʻolu i kēia.
6. he pahu pōhaku
ʻAe, inā hāʻawiʻiaʻoe i pahu pahu pōhaku, a laila, eʻoliʻoli loa nōʻoe. Akā, he pōmaikaʻi loa kekahi wahine. Ma ka mahina hou o Eve ua loaʻaʻo ia i ka pahu o ka'iliili mai ke ala hele i ka hale. Malia paha he hui o kahi kanaka, akā, ua hoʻopauʻia keʻano.
7. E hoʻonohonoho i kahi kuhi
Loaʻa nā makana iʻole e hāʻawiʻia i nā lā hoʻomaha. No ke aha? No ka mea, he meaʻano'ē lākou. Hoʻokahi keiki i ka New Year's Day i hāʻawiʻia i nā papa hana lāʻau. ʻO ka pōmaikaʻi, uaʻoluʻolu ke keiki i ka biology a hoʻohanaʻia i makana no ka hūnaʻana i nā pua puaʻa make.
8.'Ake kope o ke kapa
ʻO nā lole e like me ka makana e nānā maikaʻi wale nō ke koho ponoʻia ka nui. Ināʻaʻoleʻoe iʻike i ka nui,ʻaʻoleʻoe e hoʻokolohua. Hoʻokahi manawa, ua hāʻawiʻia kahi wahine i kahi kapa. A e lilo nā mea a pau i meaʻole ināʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻaʻia kēia kapa i kona iho e like me kahi kope nui o kaʻaʻahu o ka'īlio.
9. Nā lole no nā lima
Malia paha, inā makemakeʻoe eʻakaʻaka a pāʻani i nā mea e pili ana i nā hoaaloha, a laila,ʻo kahi makana i keʻano o nā mīkina lima, e like me ka mea makaʻu wale, e hana. Akāʻaʻole maikaʻi ka hoʻokolohua.
10. Ka Latex Pili
E like me kā mākou i'ōlelo mua nei,ʻaʻole nā kāpena i nā makana a nā mea he nui i makemake e loaʻa. A i ka ola o ke kanaka hoʻokahi. Ua hāʻawi ka makuahine o ia iā ia i kahi kīkaʻi me kahi inoa Nike hina, i loko o ia mea he hūnā i hūnāʻia. Makemake paha ka wahine e kāhāhā, akā hikiʻole.
11. ka makana o ka makahiki hou
Ua haʻi kekahi hoa i ka moʻolelo ma keʻano he kamaliʻi iā lākou no ka makahiki hou ua hele mai kekahi makua kāne me kahi pahu momona nui i nakinakiʻia i loko o ka pepa kāwili me ka diabolō. Eia kekahi,ʻo nā pahuhopu huna a me nā mea eneie no nā mea a pau.
12. He humeʻike
E ho'āʻo kēlā me kēlā me kēia kanaka e komo ma keʻano he makana i kekahiʻano a me keʻano. Aʻo ia keʻano eʻoi aku ai kaʻino ma mua o ka makana. Ua hoʻoholo kekahi poʻokela wahine e hāʻawi i ka mea inu waina a me kaʻike kālekaʻo Victoria Secret. 'Ōleloʻo ia ua weliweliʻo iaʻaʻole e'ōlelo i kekahi mea.
13. Ke kīkiha kīkoʻo
Uaʻikeʻoe i ka mea paʻakikī e hāʻawi i nā makana i? ʻOiaʻiʻo, nā wāhine. Akā,ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī loa e hōʻoluʻolu i nā wāhine hānau. E haʻi i kahi hihia mai ke ola. ʻO ka wahine hāpai e kokoke ana e hānau, a mai kona kahu no ka makahiki hou, ua loaʻa iā ia kahi makana maikaʻi - he kī kīʻaha me kahi wahine hāpai, i ka'ōpū o ka'ōpiopio o ka pēpē. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ua hoʻoweliweli ke kīʻaha nani i ka wahine aʻaʻole i mahaloʻia.
14.ʻO ka makana keu loa
Uaʻike aneiʻoe i ka mea i hāʻawiʻia i ka makana no ka makahiki hou? He mea lole. No laila, ua loaʻa i kekahi kaikamahine ka makana o ka kāne makua kāne palupalu o kona kupuna wahine. Hāʻawiʻia, he aha nā manaʻo iʻikeʻia e ke kaikamahine?
15. Kaʻumiʻumi i kahakahaʻia
E like me kā lākou e'ōlelo nei, he mau manaʻo. ʻAʻole wale lākou i hana mau e like me kā mākou makemake. I kekahi lā ua makemake kekahi'ōpiopio e ulu i kaʻumiʻumi, e like me kona makua kāne. Ma ka makahiki hou o Eve, ua hoʻoholo konaʻanakala e hāʻawi i kahi makana kūʻokoʻa i kāna keiki a hāʻawi i kahi pōʻai me kona'okiʻokiʻumi. Ua manaʻo nuiʻo ia i ke kanaka e hoʻopaʻa i kēia?
16. Ke kumu hana hou o ka makahiki hou
ʻAʻohe mea e'ōlelo nei he meaʻoluʻolu loa ia i ka loaʻaʻana o nā makana. ʻO ka mea nui, he lawa kēia mau makana. Wahi a ka moʻolelo o kekahi kaikamahine, ua hoʻoholo ko lākou kupuna wahine e hoʻolako i nāʻohana a pau i nā makana, kahi e pono ai ke kiʻi o ke kupunawahine. Heʻano hoʻomanaʻo iāʻoe iho!
17. He aha ka mea i loko o ka pahu?
Me he mea lā i loko o kaʻohana,ʻike nā kānaka a pau i nā makemake o kona pilina,ʻo ia ke kāne me ka wahine. Akā, e like me ka hōʻike o ka hōʻike,ʻaʻole i ka manawa maoli ka makemake. Hoʻohui kekahi wahine i nā mea hoʻohana Pūnaewele i kona huhū a me ka hopohopo i ka makana a kāna kāne i hāʻawi ai iā ia. Ua kauʻo ia i ka poʻo i ka pahu makana. ʻAʻoleʻikeʻia keʻano o ia makana.
18. Makaʻi ka kahakai
ʻOiai, pono ka mākaukau o ke kauwela mai ka hoʻoilo, akā inā hāʻawi ka makuahonowai wahine iāʻoe i nā palihi i hanaʻia mai nā pale wahine no ka New Year, he kumu nui kēia e noʻonoʻo ai i kāu pilina me ia.
19.ʻO ka mea pilau
ʻO kēlā me kēia hui i loaʻa i kāna mau kuʻuna maʻamau. No laila, i loko o hoʻokahi keʻena ma luna o ka poʻe makahiki hou o Eve i hāʻawi i nā makana i kekahi i kekahi, a ua loaʻa i kekahi kanaka kahiʻolo lipi nui i pilau, me he mea lā mai kahi cesspool. He makana nui loa.
20.ʻO kahi āpau o ka niho
ʻO ka hapanui o nā kānaka e ho'āʻo e hāʻawi i nā makana kūpono e pono ai nā mea waiwai maikaʻi i ka wā e hiki mai ana. A i kēia moʻolelo. Ua hālāwai ke kanaka'ōpio me kekahi kaikamahine iʻike i kona hilahila i kona mau niho ma muli o ke kaniʻana. No ka makahiki hou, ua hoʻoholo kaʻohana o kēia kaikamahine e hāʻawi iā ia i ka lolo kūikawā me kona inoa. Mai kānalua, uaʻoluʻoluʻole ke kanaka.