ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻomaopopo, akā e hele ana i kahi supermarket i ka'āina'ē e hiki ke hāʻawi i nā manaʻo a me nā manaʻo iʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka heleʻana i kahi hoʻokipa hoʻolaha hoʻolaha maikaʻi! Mai manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu? A laila e nānā i kēia mau hualoaʻa i loaʻa ma nā luna kūʻokoʻa!
1.ʻO nā pēpē me ke kolo
Hoʻomaka e ho'āʻo?
2. Nā pahu me ka'ōmaʻa a me ka lemon
ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa i nā meaʻono?
3. Nā kīpī me ka kinamona a me ka balaka keʻokeʻo
ʻAʻole ia heʻano hoʻohenehene?
4. Nā'āpana me ka ho'āʻoʻana i ke kāpipi
ʻAe, keʻole ia e lawe mai, i mea hoʻomanaʻo!
5.ʻO nā pēpē me ka pāpaʻi, kaʻae me ke kolo
Hiki paha iāʻoe ke hāpai i ...
6. Nā mīkini meli melemele
Loaʻa iā lākou nā meaʻai a pau i keʻano o ka lole?
7. Nānā Blue Chips
A ke manaÿo nei ÿoe ÿaÿole läkou "me nä GMO"?
8. Mīlū mai nā'ōlaʻa, ua kukeʻia me kaʻole o ka pi
Ma kahi'āina kaʻaʻole,ʻaʻole kahi o ka bea!
9. Puhi me nā pīni e like me keʻano papa o ka US Senate
ʻAʻole kēia he pale!
10.ʻO ka huaʻaina a me ka'ōmole
ʻO Vkusnjashka no nā vegans!
11. Pipi me kaʻono o ka wasabi
ʻAe, e loaʻa kāua i nā'ōwili!
12. Ka momona ma ke keleka
Aʻo ia, he huahana laulā!
13. Kuluhulu i ka'ōmole i ka makaleka
A o Belarusia keia mau ipu.
14. Ka pī me ka waiū
Malia paha he bonus no nā pope e noho ana i loko o ke kānāwai?
15. Vodka i loko o nā paipu
He mea kūpono ia?
16. Ke kuki i keʻano o ka lole
Ua hiamoe au!
17. Nā meaʻono i ke kāleka
ʻO ka mea,ʻo kēlā me kēia'āina ke kuhi nei i ka balaka ma nā meaʻoi loa punahele
18. Nūnū i ke kāleka
Maikaʻi loa kēia!
19.ʻO ka mīpulu'ā'ī i loko o kahiʻeke
ʻO kahi pani hou o ka wai! ʻAe, a maʻaneʻi ma hope aʻe nei, a he meaʻai no nā meaʻai meaʻai ka ...
20. kaʻaila o Vodka
Ke manaʻo nei au e kūʻaiʻia nā keiki?
21. "ʻO ka'Aihau Centenary"
Ke hoʻololi neiʻo ia e kuke i kāu meaʻai punahele Kina, ua lawa ia e pale aku i ka hua no kekahi mau mahina i kahi hui kūikawā a me ka loaʻaʻole o ka ea. ʻOi, aiʻole kūʻai paha. Puana haʻahaʻa ...
22.'Amaki'ati me ka'ōniu paʻi
ʻAe,ʻaʻole loa kekahi mea no nā meaʻona ...
23. Mai i nā rana
Aia lākou,ʻaʻohe mea'ē aʻe!
24. Nā mea hānai iʻa
A he mau maka ...
25. Pears me kaʻawa wela
ʻO kēia ka hoʻololi kipi!
26. Nā iʻa mai ka iʻa
Ma hope o ka pauʻana o ka pear, mahaloʻole paha ...
27.ʻOhe wai iʻa
Ke manaʻo nei au no ka mea wale nō i makemakeʻia no kekahi meaʻai likeʻole!
28. Nā hua o ka basil Thai
E maikaʻi a maikaʻi paha!
29. Hoʻomoeʻia me kaʻono i nā meaʻai
He mea loea i loko o nā kānaka!
30.ʻO kahi kī-like me ka hopena o ka popcorn
Āhea lā e hele ai ke kī "ma keʻano"?
31. Chocolate me Tofu
ʻO kaʻai o ka tofuʻaʻole e hao i kekahi mea!
32. Kēpī Kat me ka ho'āʻoʻana i ka'ōmaʻomaʻo
E hoʻomākaukau, e hele mai kēia melekiko kaulana i Iapana i loko o 40 mauʻono, e like me nā hua, nā huaʻai, nāʻaoʻao punahele a me nā mea.
33.ʻO ka papa Kat me kaʻono o ka cheesecake
Akā, ua kāhāhā kēia Kit Kat no ka mea ma mua o ka hoʻonāʻana o ka pahu.
34.ʻO ia ia!
He meaʻono ia ...
35. Kaomi Kat me ka ho'ālaʻana o kaʻuala, i kāluaʻia i kahiʻaʻahu
ʻAʻohe mea kūpono no lākou ...
36. E kinai i nā kīleka bars
ʻAe, ua hauʻoli lākou ...
37. Pink Eggs
Aia kekahi embryo i loko. ʻO ka mea hoʻonāukiuki loa!
38. Piglet Piglet
Ke hoʻohiki pū nei nō hoʻi lākou i kahiʻoi loa, pololei mai ka māla ...
39. Maileʻeleʻele
'Ōlelo lākou iā ia heʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a me ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka mea maʻamau!
40. Pehea kou makemake e like me ka moa i ka mākaukau?
41.ʻOhe me kaʻaiʻana o ka puaʻa
Ma hope paha, makemakeʻoe e inu i kaʻoi aku!
42. Nukina
Auwe, nani wale ke aloha! He pono no ka poʻe eʻai ana i ka meaʻai mai ka Lune ...
43. Kepau wai
44.ʻOiwi kala
45. A he'ōmaʻomaʻo ma keʻano o ka puʻuwai!
46. Pear-Buddha
ʻAe, kohoʻoe i ka hoʻomaikaʻiʻana i kahiʻano kūikawā paha kāu hua punahele a iʻole ka meaʻaiʻai paha e lilo i kekahi a iʻole kekahi mea!
47.ʻO ka makana no kaʻaiʻana
He mea kūpono ia! E noʻonoʻo wale, a me ia pū me ka'āpana o ke kiwi i luna o ke pā!
48. Kuʻi ma kahi lāʻau
Me he kanaka makua o nā kukui!
49.ʻO ka'ōwili'ōwili
Aʻo ia, ua kūpono ia!
50. Pizza i keʻano o ka hau
ʻO ka neʻeʻana o ka pīpī me ka pāʻana o ka pizza!